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發表於 9-6-2012 08:16:52
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these user reviews from IMDB are so funny, these guys can write!
"In the future, two archaeologists discover a 35.000 years old cave painting, in Scotland. Painted by humans who worshiped giant aliens, members of superior space-faring race. Apparently those ancient aliens were friendly, and yet, with such teachers and sponsors, all that those humans were able to leave behind were cave paintings made with charcoal and some stone tools.
But, but !!! On those paintings is included a star map that looks like an invitation. Invitation from whom, you might ask, invitation to go where? Well, invitation from our gods, ummm... aliens I mean. To go where? WELL TO GO VISIT AN ANCIENT ALIEN BIOWEAPONS STORAGE FACILITY, OF COURSE !!! So naturally, humans go and visit.
A trillionaire named Weyland pays for a space exploratory mission, THE Mission, Mission of all missions. So one would think that such a Mission would be populated by crown jewels of modern science, Cream of the Cream, the Super Intelligentsia.
Right ? Wrong.
Weyland handpicked a bunch of retards whose intellect operates on a level of a ten-year-old who learned science from comic books, and bad comic books at that !!!" |
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樓主: Becker
