過左今年6月31日,想起當年7月第一日
原文,經過今年7月散步後都是要再POST多次回想當年,各路英雄帶領超過50萬人倒董!
http://www.toysdaily.com/discuz/thread-131126-1-1.html
http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/bbdaishogun/article?mid=269
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回想當年,各路英雄帶領超過50萬人倒董!
我是指打倒董卓,你們聯想到那裡啊?:58:
董:"早晨!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627101859627.jpg?ib_____DdYIq_0nN
自從董卓得權後獨裁專政,用人為親,強搶民產,各地英雄紛紛起錨倒董http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627101948438.jpg?ib_____DFRdoKWFn
在超過50萬人的聯軍中,當中以這3人最突出
3人:"起錨!超錯!起錨!超錯!起錨!超錯!起錨!超錯!起錨!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102042451.jpg?ib_____DKWOMCekW
先是有激進派的曹操......
曹:"我要殺了董卓,統一三璃紗!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102127971.jpg?ib_____DL_gIah4Y
溫和派的孫權......
孫:"董伯伯,請你放下屠刀,立地成佛"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102212120.jpg?ib_____DTb81T9L_
還有中間路線的劉備
劉:"董卓我要打倒你,但如果你投降我還是可以給你作個下台階的.說自己脚痛如何?"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102258863.jpg?ib_____DrLtHdKsM
幾經辛苦,3人終於找到董卓
3人:"董生,投降吧!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102347550.jpg?ib_____DZGfSVWa_
董:"小鬼們,你們以為有50萬人倒我就成功?我可有八萬五千精兵啊!而且我還有最強的董軍保安局局長!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102439785.jpg?ib_____DhFTTJrPP
董:"出來吧!呂布!!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102528770.jpg?ib_____Do5_RFEod
呂布立即現身在擋在3人面前
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102615920.jpg?ib_____DPNtRbrjz
呂布見參!!!
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102703410.jpg?ib_____DkD4GP9w4
曹:"你這怪人不要擋路!你這古怪的辮子頭飾,以為已到了清代嗎!?"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102753356.jpg?ib_____DsVGgfY7z
呂:"哼,我就是喜歡這個Look,你奈我如何?如果我連頭飾型都捍衛唔到,又點捍衛董卓皇朝治安?"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102837876.jpg?ib_____Dte.Fb.8r
呂:"廢話少說,看我究極的進化!!!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627102922921.jpg?ib_____D6RH66zP0
呂:"玄武裝呂布!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103008844.jpg?ib_____DOiNRKPOp
曹:"這姿態明明不是這篇的!而且你剛剛不是說要捍衛自己的頭飾型嗎!?"
孫:"你轉軚未免太快吧...."
劉:"我的胃很痛......."
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103102321.jpg?ib_____DpOu8cm.U
呂:"我當然要這姿態出現啦,因為現在的我有二十三個可動位!超強!!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103441622.jpg?ib_____DFVpXCsFo
董:"做得好呂布!做我們這些得特權者最重要懂轉軚,以權某私,指鹿為馬.....(以下略)"
呂:"謝,不過我變身後很餓,唔知有冇野食?我想食燒白鴿"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103207778.jpg?ib_____D5SPj5f3U
董:"當然冇問題,有玉壐等於有上面的旨意,不管你要白鴿還是灰鴿都冇問題!EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103301133.jpg?ib_____DGxkAF7J8
呂:"G.J.!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103340507.jpg?ib_____DvtpIhUmq
劉:"實在忍無可忍!身為三璃紗人居然成日講洋文,你不是正在推行母語教學嗎?"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103401385.jpg?ib_____Dy2zz5fSG
劉:"請骷髏頭堡....不...請龍帝賜我力量!!!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103420147.jpg?ib_____DNKlr27b1
劉:"翔烈帝劉備!"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103502547.jpg?ib_____D3Quf6mzv
"............................"
劉:"幹嗎大家O晒嘴....?"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103521121.jpg?ib_____D5Q4j9YbE
董:"我們投降了"
劉:"為什麼突然!??????"
呂:"因為這裡只有你是全隻上色的,可見樓主最重用你,我們還是早早投降以未有殺身之禍......"
曹:"我是爛尾的...."
孫:"我也只是用MARKER上色...."
劉:".....(汗)"
http://a367.yahoofs.com/hkblog/ekN_p8mQEhMasTQ5CmSafvke0w--_1/blog/ap_20100627103542718.jpg?ib_____D97Dp7noc
就這樣董卓投降,天下太平..........
P.S.: 其實是樓主懶和冇時間上色姐....
此故事只是虛構,和現實無關,你們聯想到什麼可不關我事啊:x
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