頭文字V (長文, 多圖注意)
以下文章錄自香港網絡大典:http://evchk.wikia.com/wiki/%E9%A6%99%E6%B8%AF%E5%B0%8F%E5%B7%B4%E5%8F%B8%E6%A9%9F%E6%BD%AE%E6%96%87
講開香港公共小巴司機，我覺得真係勁過麥拿倫車隊...............
淨講圈速一定係小巴佬勁，
但講好灣，一定係巴士佬，尤其係渣港島半山，赤柱及海洋公園線果D，
但小巴佬能夠用架小巴做到飄移喎~
據路透社引述，香港小巴佬對秋明 AE86 睇法："86 呀 ? 不外如事!
跑嬴我架 Toyota 小巴先講啦~"
而家有d小巴咪有顯示車速既表係門口隔離，
超速會響個隻，但係次次響到爆都冇人理，
每次一片彎d人就會望住個表，淨係睇住佢響，
好搞笑
大家有冇發現佢地唔止行車快? 上落客都快ga
有時見人夜晚撘Van仔，
司機永無停定比D 客上車，往往要人地自己助跑幾步，
架車開定門駛到埋 o黎果陣就順勢跳上車，
當司機大佬"feel"到你要有其中一隻腳係踏左上車時佢地就即刻地板油去，
而上左車之後亦甚少需要用自己既腳力行去座位，
因為佢一加油時，架車 o既衝力已經將人"fing"到去最近既座位上，
緊緊既將人背隻黐晌椅背上面~
同樣地落客時，D司機永遠唔使拉開門手制，
佢地既車速加上急停已經可以將度車門彈開，
個客就因為急剎既衝力好自然會由車尾被"送"到車門位置，
跟住快手比錢然後跳車，個動作十足十第二次大戰美軍第101空降師，
所以搭得多小巴可以做雷霆傘兵
同埋大家記住，以佢地既"效率"，上車果陣你已經要準備定哎"有落"~
而落斜小巴指定動作就係: 左手推空波，右手扭汰，
真係自己渣都唔敢咁快落斜呀~
仲有而家發覺D小巴成日界 civic，
D小巴佬將架 Toyota Coaster 調較到變左 ----
"Toyota Coaster integra Type R"
civic 咁就~
小巴佬使乜空氣動力學呀?
小巴佬使乜定風翼?
小巴佬使乜大包圍?
小巴佬使乜19吋合金鈴?
小巴佬使乜VTEC?
小巴佬使乜快cam?
小巴佬使乜大尾牙?
小巴佬使乜氣蕉+中至尾喉?
小巴佬使乜防滾架?
小巴佬使乜咬牙避震?
小巴佬使乜米芝蓮?
遇著小巴佬Type-R行埋一二角..............
如果我識寫game，我都會寫返隻"crazy van"， which made in Hong Kong
最後，我建議D小巴全部都要加裝跑車坐椅及五點式安全帶，
一黎可以俾番乘客少少安全感，
二黎可以當係香港特色放係旅遊指南推介，刺激旅遊業。
不過就唔可以係未來迪士尼的路線上實施，因為遊客們乘坐過後，
將會令他們對高速麻木，乘坐過山車時將會冇晒feel~
小巴佬 ，簡直就係香港的冼拿，
真係服到五體投地
D小巴佬係咪真係勁到咁我唔知, 我淨係知依家D揸小巴嘅真係好亡命,
不過以上嘅文章, 講穿左其實就係要歡迎麻帆良市兩架新車 --
喺香港風馳電掣四圍走嘅 Toyota Coaster 16 座小巴啦, どうぞ!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0099.jpg
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正式落地!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0101.jpg
紅頂 Toyota Coaster 小巴
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0103.jpg
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綠頂 Toyota Coaster 小巴
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0109.jpg
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同前輩日產 Echo 小巴相會
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同 Coaster 比較之下, Echo 嘅 Size 無疑係渺小一D~
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0116.jpg
小劇場 XDDD
藤原拓海如常夜晚揸 AE86 黑上秋名山送完豆腐, 下坡返屋企途中
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0118.jpg
突然右邊殺出一架紅頂小巴!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0119.jpg
小巴以非常高速爬過拓海嘅 86 頭, 拓海亦被嚇到一額汗!!
(拓海) What the heck?!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0120.jpg
過多幾秒鐘, 又一架綠頂小巴殺出!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0121.jpg
綠小亦以極高速爬過 86 頭, 拓海深感不忿
(拓海) 呢排我撞左乜野邪呀?? 上次至比架乜鬼 E200 爬我頭,
今鋪仲比連續兩架小巴過我頭, 乜依家D巴士真係有咁勁咩...??
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/super-bus/My%20collection-5/IMG_0122.jpg
Thanks for reading~ 正到無朋友! !!!!!!!!!!!! 有心有力, 夠地道~ 好POST~~~~ :71:
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